Joke #9836

Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a pig ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t. The pig was killed. The President told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later the driver staggers back to the car with his clothes in total disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily. “What happened?” asked the President. “Well,” the driver replied “the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me.” “My God, what did you tell them?” asked the President. The driver replied: “I’m Bill Clinton’s driver, and I just killed the pig.”
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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