Joke #9836

Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Vote: has 54.97 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, celebrity, Chuck Norris, war

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a pig ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t. The pig was killed. The President told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later the driver staggers back to the car with his clothes in total disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily. “What happened?” asked the President. “Well,” the driver replied “the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me.” “My God, what did you tell them?” asked the President. The driver replied: “I’m Bill Clinton’s driver, and I just killed the pig.”
Vote: has 84.11 % from 312 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, car, celebrity, death, political
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Vote: has 83.07 % from 332 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Vote: has 82.91 % from 534 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Vote: has 82.25 % from 228 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Vote: has 81.76 % from 344 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Vote: has 81.57 % from 207 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Vote: has 80.63 % from 220 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Vote: has 80.59 % from 300 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Vote: has 80.32 % from 1786 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Vote: has 79.87 % from 189 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death