Joke #9836

Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a pig ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t. The pig was killed. The President told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later the driver staggers back to the car with his clothes in total disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily. “What happened?” asked the President. “Well,” the driver replied “the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me.” “My God, what did you tell them?” asked the President. The driver replied: “I’m Bill Clinton’s driver, and I just killed the pig.”
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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