What happened when the shark became famous? He tured into a starfish.
What color socks do bears wear? (They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)
‘Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, "How much is the yellow one?" The assistant says, "$2000." The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, "This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast." "What about the green one?" the man asks. The assistant says, "He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes." "What about the red one?" the man asks. The assistant says, "That one's $10,000." The man says, "What does HE do?" The assistant says, "I don't know, but the other two call him boss."
What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!