What happened when the shark became famous?
He tured into a starfish.
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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
A merry dairy.
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
A cattle battle.
"May I buy half a rabbit?"
"No, we don't split hares."
Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe, and the giraffe gets waay too drunk.
The bartender says, "Hey! you can't leave that lyin' there!"
The guy goes, "that's not a lion its a giraffe!"
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny?
A: A Cold dog on a bun.
Pavlov walks into a bar.
The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
The little snail begs for his mother:
Mother, please let me pass the rail road!
Thunder dear, not now.
In five hours the train passes.
How much money did the bronco have?
Only a buck!