Two blonds were driving to Disneyland. The sing said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying and headed home.
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven't bagged any. One hunter looks at the other and says, "I just don't understand it, why aren't we getting any ducks?" Her friend says, "I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing the dog high enough."
The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." "But I always get it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container it comes in?" "Yes!" says the blonde, "I will go and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant." The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom."
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back
Q: Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test? A: Because she slept with more than one guy.
How do you guess a blond played at you’re computer? The joystick is on the chair.
Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."
Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because pets can't bring beer from the fridge. Q: Why did God create brunettes? A: Because the blondes couldn't either.
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's
How do you confuse a blonde? You don’t, they’re born that way!