How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A. Because everybody gets a turn.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A: Married.
Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies?
A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Q: What is long and hard to a blonde?
A: Fourth grade.
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $10.00
He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks.
"Can I help you?" she asks.
"I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs. "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."
How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart?
Her ears flap.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.