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Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room? A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek champion.
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Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill. A brunette says: - I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill. A red-haired says: - I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill. A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.
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Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
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A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor. "Doc, I'm afraid my typewriter is pregnant." The doctor asks, "Why in the world would you think that?" She says, "Because it's started missing its period."
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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
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Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?  A: An IN-body experience!
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Q. What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A. Run...she has a grenade in her mouth.
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A blonde was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. She ran into one of her friends. Her friend asked, "Hey! What do you have in the bag?" She tells her friend that she has some fish in the bag. The friend says, "Fish! Well, I'll make you a bet.If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The blonde says, "I'll tell you what. If you tell me how many fish I have in this bag, I'll give you both of them."
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