TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon?
Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night.
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This guy went to school and he asked
"May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, " no not unless you say your abc's."
The guy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
The teacher asked "Where's the p?
He replied, " running down my leg!"
Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Johnny: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.
Boy: "Our principal is so stupid!"
Girl: "Don't you know who I am?"
Boy: "No?"
Girl: "I'm the principals daughter".
Boy: "Do you know who I am?"
Girl: "No."
Boy: "Good."
*walks away quickly*
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Boy: “Isn’t the principal a dummy!”
Girl: “Say, do you know who I am?”
Boy: “No.”
Girl: “I’m the principal’s daughter.”
Boy: “And do you know who I am?”
Girl: “No,”
Boy: “Thank goodness!”
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Teacher: "I killed a person, tell me this sentence in future tense."
Student: "In future tense, You will go to jail."
Dad: "I heard you missed school yesterday."
Little Johnny: "Not a bit."
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Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Q: What do you get when you mix English class with alcohol?
A: Tequila Mockingbird