TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon? Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night.
Little Johnny had just returned from his summer break and gone back to school. Three days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. "Hold on," she said. "I had Johnny with me for the entire summer and I never called you once when he misbehaved."
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Teacher: Billy, name two pronouns. Billy: Who, me? Teacher: Very good!
Pupil: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?" Teacher: "Of course not." Pupil: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher. "What did you make of the new English teacher?" "Burgers, ma'am."
Teacher: "Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus four?" Class: "At once!"
The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother: “What did you learn today?” Kid: “Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.”
Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school? Leonard: Why? Jacob: She had bright students!
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.