Joke #4990

Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake.
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"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t". Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.
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Teacher: "Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus four?" Class: "At once!"
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