Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
One morning a boy walks in to class late His substitute teacher asks him "Where have you been" He replies "Throwing pebbles at a car" 15 minutes later a girl walks in the teacher asks 'where have you been' she answers "throwing pebbles at a car" 2 hours later a young girl comes in all bruised and dirty the teacher asks "Let me guess you were throwing pebbles at a car" she answers "No miss, I am pebbles"
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.