Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.