Joke #4940

Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.

Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.

Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.

Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.