Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."