Joke #4940

Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."

Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.

Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!

Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.

Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.

Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.

Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.