Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.