Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."