Snow.
One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
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How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.
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Q: What is long and black?
A: An unemployment line
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's?
Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale?
A: Your shit back.
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What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?
Chun Ki Ho.
In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida.
Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami.
"Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks."
"I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied."
Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out.
"What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room.
"Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed."
"Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic."
"I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?"
"Jesus, Son of Mary."
"Where was he born?"
"In a stable."
"And why was he born in a stable?"
"Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"