Snow.
One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida.
Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami.
"Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks."
"I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied."
Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out.
"What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room.
"Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed."
"Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic."
"I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?"
"Jesus, Son of Mary."
"Where was he born?"
"In a stable."
"And why was he born in a stable?"
"Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole?
A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers?
A: When they dance they make it rain.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence.
How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
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