Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school... Teacher: "Whats your name?" Boy: "Nadir" Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today." Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?" Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny." Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised... Teacher: "What happened Johnny?" Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer? It's not there.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.