A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.