A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!
Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?" The parrot says, "Africa…"
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.