Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.