Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.