Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.