Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.