Joke #12414

Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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My mother in law was complaining about her dentures to me. She told: "Whenever I get overweight it'll be a stench; when I make myself thin it would be stretched; when something squeezes in it then I 'll faint from enjoyment!"
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Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
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Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
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Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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