Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!