Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.