Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.