Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!