Joke #5079

Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!

Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.

Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.

Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!

Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.

Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.