Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.