Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.