Joke #9590

Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.

Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!

Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.

Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.

Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.

Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.

Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.

Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!