Joke #9590

Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.

Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.

Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."

Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.

Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.

Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".

Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.

Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.

Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.

Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.