Joke #9590

Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.

Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.

Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.

Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!

"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"

Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.

Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"

Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.