Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
You mama so old she made yoda look young.
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!