Joke #9590

Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.

Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.

Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.

Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.

Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.

Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.

"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.