Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".