Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.