Joke #9590

Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.

Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.

Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.

Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.

Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.

Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.

Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.

Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.

Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.