Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"