Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.