Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.