Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.