Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.