Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
