Joke #8869

Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.

Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.

Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!

Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!

Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.

Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.

Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.

Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!