Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.