Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".