Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.