Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.