Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.