Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
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Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo momma so old...
She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.