Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
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Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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And walked away.
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Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
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