Joke #8782

Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.

Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.

Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!

Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.

Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.

Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.

Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.