Joke #8782

Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.

Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.

Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.

Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.