Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.