Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.