Joke #8782

Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.

Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.

Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.

Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.

Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!

Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.