Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!