Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!