Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.