Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.