Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.