Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.