Joke #2541

Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.

Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"

Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.

Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."

Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.

Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"

Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!