Joke #2541

Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”

Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.

Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.

Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.

Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.

Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.

Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.