Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn