Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.