Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.