Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.