Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.