Joke #2541

Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!

Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!

Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.

Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!