Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!