Joke #2541

Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”

Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.

Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.

Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.

Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute

Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.

Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.

Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.