Joke #2541

Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”

Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.

Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.

Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...

Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.

Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.

Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.