Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.