Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.