What do you call a baby on a stick?
A Kebabie.
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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.
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Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors?
A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye."
"I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?"
"I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor:
Help me, please.
I have a knife in my back.
The doctor, looking his watch says:
Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you.
Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8.
But tomorrow morning I will be dead.
You must help me now.
The doctor, angrily says:
I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow.
But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead.
Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back.
The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye.
Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
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Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday?
A: An easy bake oven.
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What would it take to reunite the Beatles?
Two more bullets.
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A: How do children in Baghdad do?
A: Bombastically.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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