What do you call a baby on a stick?
A Kebabie.
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Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?
A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one.
Break their bones - they have 206.
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What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat?
Bone appetit!
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant?
A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.
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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history.
At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.
The lawyer said "I'm here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."
"That's quite a coincidence", said the engineer, "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?", he asked.
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses?
A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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My wife and I have reached a decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
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What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
Virgin mobile.
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