What do you call a baby on a stick?
A Kebabie.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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A man returns to the U.S. from Africa feeling very ill.
He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital, to undergo a barrage of extensive tests.
The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings.
“This is your doctor. We’ve had the results back from your tests and we’ve found you have an extremely nasty virus, which is extremely contagious!”
“Oh my gosh,” cries the man. He’s in a panic now. “What are you going to do, doctor?”
“Well we’re going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread.”
“Will that cure me?” asked the man hopefully.
The doctor replied, “Well no, but … it’s the only food we can get under the door.”
My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104.
We called her Aunt Tique.
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Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
“I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered.
“What did he say?,” asked the nurse.
“OOPS!”
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The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
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If you want to feed an injured woodpecker, take it by the tail and hit it to the tree.
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Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working?
A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers used to buy us.
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