What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
Q: Where do one-legged people eat? A: IHOP.
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
A school in the United States is on fire. One fireman is throwing the kids through the window, while the other one is standing on the ground and catching them. After half of an hour the upper fireman asks: Hey man, why aren't you catching black kids? Oh damn, I thought these were the burnt ones.