I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
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A bunch of new recruits are making their first parachute jump.
The sergeant gives instructions: "After you jump out of the plane, count slowly to 10.
Your parachute will automatically open.
If it doesn't, pull the emergency cord.
When you get to the drop zone, there'll be trucks waiting to take you back to the base.
Move out!"
As scared as they are, they all make it out the door.
The last recruit jumps out and slowly counts to 10 -- nothing.
He frantically fumbles around and finds the emergency handle.
He jerks on the cord, and it comes off in his hand.
Raising his head to the heavens, he screams, "I bet them trucks ain't waiting either!!"
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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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A baby in a microwave.
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Today was a terrible day.
My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
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No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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He always burns the franks.
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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish.
After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns.
Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news.
She opens the door and hears Fred sing:
"Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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