Joke #2777

I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...

Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo? A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.

Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant? A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.

Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.

How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She’s laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the operating theatre, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside, while she goes in to check whether everything is ready. A young man wearing a white coat approaches, lifts the sheet up and starts examining her naked body. He puts the sheet back and then walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over, lifts the sheet and does the same examinations. When a third man does the same thing, but more closely, she grows impatient and says: “All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?” The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: “I have no idea. We’re just painting the corridor.”

In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine. Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges. As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.

Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.

Old man: "Can you give me an erection?" Faith Healer: "I can make the blind see, make the lame walk and I can even cure cancer. But, I'm sorry I cannot raise the 'dead'."

If you want to feed an injured woodpecker, take it by the tail and hit it to the tree.

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.