I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
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The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room.
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“Oh my gosh,” cries the man. He’s in a panic now. “What are you going to do, doctor?”
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Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car.
It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
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