I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
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What goes: "Click-is that it?
Click-is that it?
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A blind person with a rubix cube.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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A blonde hops on and off a curb on a busy street, saying 54 over and over.
A brunette walks by and asks what the blonde is doing.
The blonde replies that she is jumping on and off the curb saying 54 over and over.
The brunette joins her.
Soon, the brunette gets hit by a passing car.
The blonde watches as the car drives away.
The blond then continues to jump on and off the curb, saying 55 over and over.
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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation.
She’s laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her.
The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the operating theatre, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside, while she goes in to check whether everything is ready.
A young man wearing a white coat approaches, lifts the sheet up and starts examining her naked body.
He puts the sheet back and then walks away and talks to another man in a white coat.
The second man comes over, lifts the sheet and does the same examinations.
When a third man does the same thing, but more closely, she grows impatient and says: “All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?”
The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: “I have no idea. We’re just painting the corridor.”
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Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore.
So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
Crib death.
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
Because they're headcases.
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