Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket?
A: Is that you coughin'?
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A homesick miscarriage.
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Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc.
Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?"
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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough.
Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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Knock Knock
Whose there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you said you would never forget.
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My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital.
I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died.
I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial.
Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
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Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp?
The kids come back.
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