Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket?
A: Is that you coughin'?
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A: Never bin laid on.
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I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp.
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Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer."
"Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!"
God replies, "You better send them up here immediately."
Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them."
God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you."
Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
Why is there always hot water at childbirth?
In case of a stillbirth, soup.
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A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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