Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket?
A: Is that you coughin'?
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Are you lost, ma'am?
Because Heaven's a long way from here.
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Me: "Here comes the airplane!"
Baby: Opens mouth.
Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
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A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
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