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I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?
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What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
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Black humour is like a pair of legs.
Not everyone has it.
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Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
He did okay until his business fell off.
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What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Baked Beings.
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I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
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A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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