Joke #5151

What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue
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In order to help jump-start the U.S. economy, the INS has announced that this year they will stop focusing on illegal aliens, and begin the deportation of retired people. It's predicted that this will not only help lower health care entitlement costs, but it turns out that retirees are much easier to catch. Plus, they rarely can remember how to get back home.
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has 78.01 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, memory, money, old people
Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast... Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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has 75.00 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, time
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn’t able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up – he’s got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?" The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a 'pinata'?"
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has 75.12 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black humor, mexican, money, work
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 42.56 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, jewish, war
Join the Army, meet some fascinating people, then kill them.
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has 76.51 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, war
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
A blonde hops on and off a curb on a busy street, saying 54 over and over. A brunette walks by and asks what the blonde is doing. The blonde replies that she is jumping on and off the curb saying 54 over and over. The brunette joins her. Soon, the brunette gets hit by a passing car. The blonde watches as the car drives away. The blond then continues to jump on and off the curb, saying 55 over and over.
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has 78.77 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, blonde, car, communication, driving
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said "I'm here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything." "That's quite a coincidence", said the engineer, "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything." The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?", he asked.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, fish, lawyer, money, work
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
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has 29.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: baby, beauty, black humor