What's red and dances all around?
A baby on a barbecue
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A: To find to the udder side.
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...Especially if the people you are playing with, are really bad guessers.
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Because they're headcases.
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What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
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Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
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How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
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Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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