What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall? A: To see her crack.
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
Why is there always hot water at childbirth? In case of a stillbirth, soup.
Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone off. The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.