What's red and dances all around?
A baby on a barbecue
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
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A: He went down really well!
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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike?
Because she didn't have any arms.
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What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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Europe to Iceland:
Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down.
Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it?
Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH!
Iceland: Woooops...
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Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire?
Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
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Strong people don't put other people down.
They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum impact.
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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree.
He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
The prostitute stops fucking you after you’re dead.
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A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around.
„What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by.
The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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