Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!"
And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window.
The Russian says "I hate my country!"
And throughs a bomb out the window.
Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?"
The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death."
"I didn't do that" says the Mexican.
The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?"
The kid says "my mom was driving and a pie fell on her windshield and drove off a cliff cause she couldn't see!"
"I didn't do that" says the American.
Then the Russian gets off the plane and saw a kid laughing his head off.
The Russian says "what's so funny?"
The kid says " daddy farted and the house went BOOM BOOM!"
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Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
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Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden?
Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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Q: What do black people smoke?
A: Niggerettes.
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Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs!
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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
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