Joke #3256

Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.

Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"

So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!

"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?" "He was sacked for making a grave mistake."

How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His hand slipped.

Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem: "Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me. I love you, Your Father." The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son: "Beloved Father, please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'. I love you, too, Ahmed" At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house. A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son. "Beloved Father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That's all I could do for you from here. I love you, Ahmed."

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.