Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. The first blonde says to him "I bet you've never been hugged before."
The legless man shakes his head.
Then the second blonde says, "I bet you've never been kissed before."
The legless man shakes his head again.
Then the third blonde says, "I bet you've never been fucked before."
The legless man says, "No."
The third blonde replies, "Well you are now because the tide is coming in!"
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But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet?
A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident?
A: Some dick cut her off.
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