Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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In order to help jump-start the U.S. economy, the INS has announced that this year they will stop focusing on illegal aliens, and begin the deportation of retired people.
It's predicted that this will not only help lower health care entitlement costs, but it turns out that retirees are much easier to catch.
Plus, they rarely can remember how to get back home.
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My wife and I had been debating whether it was time to start a family when we saw a couple of cute kids, splashing and giggling in a paddling pool.
I looked at her and said, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
She smiled and said, "Yes, Gary..."
"That settles it, then," I replied. "We can't raise children if we're both paedos."
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Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
A: There are twenty of them.
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
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I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon.
I mean – you've got a gun, haven't you?
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Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was The Wall.
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What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
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How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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