Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
I got in trouble during high school for masturbating in the showers. Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz.
"Doctor, please, my son ate some cement. What can I do?" "First of all, don't give him anything to drink."
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man? None! They both hang from trees.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.
Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body. Daryl arrives first, and when the mortician pulls back the sheet, Daryl says, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolls him over, and Daryl says, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thinks this is strange. Then he brings Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer takes a look at the face and says, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolls him over and Gomer says, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asks, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a**holes." "What? He had two assholes?!" exclaims the mortician. "Yup, every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"