Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Daddy to his son:
I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
Vote:
Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
Vote:
Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one.
Break their bones - they have 206.
Vote:
Some people just need a hug… Around the neck… with a rope.
Vote:
A Georgian man sits in the dock at the court, with his neck bended down.
The judge: "Why did you rape the girl?"
"I liked her."
"Why did you raped the boy?"
"I liked him."
"Sir, why don't you look to my eyes when you talk to me?"
"I'm afraid I'll like you…"
Vote:
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
Vote:
Cannibals capture three men.
The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes.
Then they are each given a final request.
The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible.
His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family.
This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes.
Now it is the third man's turn.
He asks for a fork.
The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork.
As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "To hell with your canoes!"
Vote:
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
Vote:
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid?
A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
Vote:
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
Vote: