Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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Q: Where did OP go in the explosion?
A: Everywhere.
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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?"
The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have."
Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?"
The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
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Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?
A: Because his wife died.
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Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.
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What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
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A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.
The lawyer said "I'm here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."
"That's quite a coincidence", said the engineer, "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?", he asked.
A woman is speaking to her friend, ‘My husband has got one foot in the grate.’
‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the friend.
‘No,’ replies the woman.
‘He wants to be cremated.’
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How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
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Two best friends are lying on the beach and discussing:
"Last night I saw a terrible nightmare…"
"What did you see?"
"I saw my mother-in-law swimming in the sea and being chase by a shark…"
"Wow horror!"
"Horror?! You say nothing! She almost got away!"
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