How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the friend.
‘No,’ replies the woman.
‘He wants to be cremated.’
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Saved myself a fiver.
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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today.
I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties.
His mistress in the centerfold of Playboy.
A picture of his wife on the milk carton.
The reason why women will never be the ones who propose is that as soon as they get on their knees, man starts unzipping.
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The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit.
They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
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Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire?
Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
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I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
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Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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