A Georgian man sits in the dock at the court, with his neck bended down.
The judge: "Why did you rape the girl?"
"I liked her."
"Why did you raped the boy?"
"I liked him."
"Sir, why don't you look to my eyes when you talk to me?"
"I'm afraid I'll like you…"
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Lawyer: ‘Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly?
Did you steal the car?’
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A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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