Joke #519

Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.

A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"

Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.

Q: What does the devil do to black babies? A: Nothing they're already burned.

Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!

Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"

A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."

Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.