Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."