Joke #519

Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!

I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.

Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.

A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."

Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."

What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.

Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.

What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.

What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson

Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.