Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why?
What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
A: Put it in a book.
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Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
A: The defendant.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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