Joke #519

Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.

Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.

I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.

A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."

Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.

Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.

What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.

A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."