What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
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Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?"
"No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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