What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat: In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet! In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.