What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
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A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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What do you call a black guy selling drugs?
A pharmacist.
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
"The cop!"
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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