What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
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What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
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Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age?
A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
He is so cute!
Does he speak?
Asks the white guy.
I don’t know I just bought him!
Says the parrot.
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner.
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If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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Q: Why do white people scare black people?
A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
"They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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