What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA