What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry.
A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?”
The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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