What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
What was so bad about being a black Jew? You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.