What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.