What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
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What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do?
A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man?
A: The White man is working legally.
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In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
He is so cute!
Does he speak?
Asks the white guy.
I don’t know I just bought him!
Says the parrot.
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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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