What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road.
He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride.
A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?"
The black pastor snaps back.
The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision.
When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself.
He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man?
A: The White man is working legally.
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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
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