Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
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"Daddy, there is a man at the door. He says he is collecting for the nursing home."
"That's perfect. Tell him grandpa is coming in a moment."
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A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter"
The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?"
The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
A: Santa comes down the chimney.
When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough.
Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.
"You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad.
Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."
Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A: He didn't have any arms.
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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
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How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give him a helping hand.
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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What's the difference between a police officer and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired.
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