Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.
What rule could stop HIV in Africa? Sex after dinner only.
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.