Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
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You put groceries in the other.
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A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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Today was a terrible day.
My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
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A Georgian man sits in the dock at the court, with his neck bended down.
The judge: "Why did you rape the girl?"
"I liked her."
"Why did you raped the boy?"
"I liked him."
"Sir, why don't you look to my eyes when you talk to me?"
"I'm afraid I'll like you…"
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Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor?
Because he can Nazi.
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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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Two hunters are out in the wood when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator:"My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies:"Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter seys,"Ok, now what?"
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Q: Where do one-legged people eat?
A: IHOP.
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Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor?
A: Not cool.
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