Joke #5207

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
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Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall? A: To see her crack.
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Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
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One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
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If you're scared of dying alone then become a bus driver.
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A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
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