Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
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Two hunters are out in the wood when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator:"My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies:"Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter seys,"Ok, now what?"
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A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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A: Auschwitztic.
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A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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Saved myself a fiver.
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Doctor: "That is what I want to find out myself."
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One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile.
In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
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