Joke #6145

Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A: With a knife.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
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