Joke #5162

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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So it's the weekend, and I'm on my back patio when I get this idea to call up my coroner friend Bob. "Bob's not here," his wife says, "he's at work." "Sheesh!" I think. "Poor guy doing autopsies on a Sunday." So I call him on his cell. "What gives, bro,?" I ask. "Homicide," he says. "The higher-ups need a report ASAP. I'll be starting in just a few minutes." I Josh Bob a little. "I'll be thinking of you, buddy. Right now, I'm basting barbecue sauce on a rack of baby-backs and I'm getting ready to open a frosty beer." "Not much different here," he says. "I'm about ready to crack open a cold one myself."
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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face? A: Stop laughing and reload.
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My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.
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Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
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