Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace.
"For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it?
The AIDS team.
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Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball.
Abe turns to Sol and asks, "Do you think there's baseball in Heaven?"
Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno.
But let's make a deal -- if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in Heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."
They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on.
Soon afterward, Sol sits in the park feeding the pigeons by himself and hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol... ."
Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"
"Yes it is, Sol," whispers Abe's ghost.
Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in Heaven?"
"Well," says Abe, "I've got good news and bad news."
"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.
Abe says, "Well, there is baseball in Heaven."
Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?"
Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."
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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A bus load of babies on fire.
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth?
A: All of them.
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What is the difference between a hippie girl and a muslim girl?
The hippie girl gets stoned before have sex.
Black humour is like a pair of legs.
Not everyone has it.
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How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His hand slipped.
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