Joke #5162

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
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How do you save a nigger from drowning? You take your foot of his head!
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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This old man and woman were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat it read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her very most private part was an oyster and inside it was a pearl worth $50,000 ...please advise." So the old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap..."
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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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*Wakes up to wife and son screaming* Me: "What are you guys yelling about?" Them: "You're driving!"
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A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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