Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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"Mommy, mommy, I found daddy!"
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One goes to an Egyptian family and called Amal.
The second child goes to Spain and is called Juan.
Many years later, Juan sends his mother a photo of himself.
She turns to her sister saying that she wished that she had a photo of her other son.
The sister responded "Hey, they are identical twins. If you have seen Juan, you have seen Amal."
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A: They don't know where home is.
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