Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first?
The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.
Lorraine dies suddenly.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid?
A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give him a helping hand.
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Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor?
Because he can Nazi.
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Daddy to his son:
I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
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How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
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Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden?
Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
He did okay until his business fell off.
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