Statistics say that women think they are smarter than men because they can fake orgasms.
Men say "Big deal. We can fake a whole relationship just for a shag."
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A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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One of the guys at the table said, "How long have you been married?"
The man says, "Oh I'm not married I'm single!"
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You need one, but you're not quite sure why.