Why don't men often show their true feelings?
Because they don't have any.
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They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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A: men have an antenna!
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They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk.
The problem was getting Ken to listen.
Man to a woman: "Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?"
Woman: "No."
Man: "Lets have lunch sometime…"
I stopped at a friend's house the other day and found him stalking around with a fly-swatter.
When I asked if he was getting any flies, he answered: "Yeah, three males and two females."
Curious, I asked how he could tell the difference.
He said: "Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone."
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions!
Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with, "A man once told me..."