Why don't men often show their true feelings?
Because they don't have any.
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Bachelor comes home, see's what's in the fridge & goes to bed.
Married man comes home, see's what's in the bed & goes to the fridge.
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What Men Think They Know About Women."
Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the shit out of you.
Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat?
A: The Grape-full Dead!
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
What do you call a woman that works like a man??
Lazy.
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
This french guy he wants to learn English.
So one day he goes to an airport to learn "take off".
Then he goes to the zoo to learn "zebra".
Then he goes to the hospital "baby"
So one day he walks up too a hot girl on a beach in a bikini and he said "Take off zebra baby" (take off the bra baby).
Two gays were at a dance.
As they were jigging about the floor with each other.
Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?"
"No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
Two men were talking about their wives.
First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please."
Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"