A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time.
Which one will hit the bottom first?
The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.
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Two blondes decide to go duck hunting.
Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven't bagged any.
One hunter looks at the other and says, "I just don't understand it, why aren't we getting any ducks?"
Her friend says, "I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing the dog high enough."
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK."
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on her.
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.
Why did the blonde go to KFC?
She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A1. "What's a light bulb?"
A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back
She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went back home.