What did the blonde get on her IQ test?
Saliva.
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"
Second Blonde: "Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head!
What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.
Natalie, a pretty but distraught blonde model, took her troubles to a psychiatrist.
"Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded.
"It's gotten so that every time a man takes me out, I wind up in bed with him. And then afterward I feel guilty and depressed all day long."
"I see," nodded the psychiatrist.
"And you want me to strengthen your will power."
"Heavens, NO!" exclaimed the model.
"I want you to fix it so I don't feel guilty and depressed afterward."
Why did the blond speed on the highway?
Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel!
How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
A young man presents his fiancee to his parent.
At the table, the girl needs to have a fart.
After a couple of minutes they can feel a smell...
The father-in-law says: Rex...!
Happy that her future father-in-law blamed the dog under her chair, the girl relaxes.
After a while she gives another and the father-in-law says very angry:
Rex, be careful...
With a very big relief, the girl farts again.
Father-in-law says:
Rex!
Get out of there she’ll shit on you!