What did the blonde get on her IQ test?
Saliva.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel!
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's!
A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.
She screams, "Nein!, Nein"
So two guys walk away.
How can you tell if a blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
How do you determine a blonde’s IQ?
With a tyre gauge.
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.
When they were getting close there was a sign that read, “DISNEY WORLD LEFT,”
So they turned around and went home.
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.