Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???