Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.