Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."