Joke #5243

Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Vote:
has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Vote:
has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Vote:
has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Vote:
has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Vote:
has 29.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, god, heaven, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Vote:
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Vote:
has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Vote:
has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Vote:
has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: health, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Vote:
has 74.38 % from 562 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Vote:
has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, money, Yo mama