Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.