Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.