Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.