Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.