Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.