Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.