Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.