Joke #5389

This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asks, "What are you carrying?" "Melons," the blonde replies. "Cool," the guy says. "If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?" The blonde giggles and says, "If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them"

A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. "Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator. "Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde replies. "Okay, where do you live?" "In a house you silly billy!" the blonde replies. "No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks frustratedly. "Duh! Big Red Truck!!"

Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde? A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Hey" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are already on the other side."

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? "Run faster....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth."

Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.

Q: What is a blondes' reaction to hearing "drinks are on the house". A: Where's the stairs.

One day, a blonde goes into a store. She gets an item and walks up to the cashier. She says,"I'd like to buy this TV". He says,"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes". The next day, she dyes her hair red and goes back in the store, but the same thing happens. Finally, she shaves her head and goes back in. When she tries to buy it for the third time, the man refuses. She says, "How the hell do you know I'm blonde?". He replied, "First of all, that's a microwave."

Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants? So they don't have to pay the flat tax.