Joke #5389

This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asks, "What are you carrying?" "Melons," the blonde replies. "Cool," the guy says. "If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?" The blonde giggles and says, "If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them"
Vote:
has 84.09 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: blonde

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? ‘Oh look! Doughnut seeds!’
Vote:
has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses.” “We don’t have any,” replied the first blonde. “Well, if you’re going to fish, you need fishing licenses,” said the Game Warden. “But officer,” replied the second blonde, “we aren’t fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we’re collecting debris off the bottom of the river.” The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. “Well, I know of no law against it,” said the Game Warden. “Take all the debris you want.” And with that, he left. As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. “What a dumb Fish Cop,” the second blonde said to the other two. “Doesn’t he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?”
Vote:
has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, fish
A blonde calls her mom... Blonde: "Mom mom!! I'm a genius!" Mother: "Really dear? How's that possible?" Blonde: "I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'."
Vote:
has 85.53 % from 886 votes. More jokes about: age, blonde, time
There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed" They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her. Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"
Vote:
has 78.44 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger, sex, stupid, weed
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she’s pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself. She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring. Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, “A little more to the left…a little more to the right!…”
Vote:
has 82.98 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob? A. Because everybody gets a turn.
Vote:
has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How does a blond spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
Vote:
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde goes to the doctor with both of her ears and her right hand are burned. "Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor. "I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear." "What about the other ear and your hand?" "I tried to call for an ambulance."
Vote:
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
Vote:
has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde