How can you tell if a blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it.
Two blonde football fans are walking along the road when one of them picks up a mirror. He looks in it and says, 'Hey, I know that person!' The second one picks it up and says, 'Of course you do, you idiot, it's me'.
Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head!
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers. She pulls off one of its legs at a time and yells, "Hop." The grasshopper hops each time until all of its legs are gone. The blonde concludes: when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it becomes deaf.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are stranded in the desert. A genie appears and gives each of them one wish. The redhead says " I wish I could fly" and flys away. The brunette says "I wish I was home" and teleports home. The blonde steps up, sighs, and says " I wish my friends were back.
Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went back home.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First.