Joke #4178

How can you tell if a blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it.
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Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman. Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged and let him do his thing. Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, “Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!” “Dear God! Did you try to stop him?” “No,” she said, “I did better than that! I got the license plate number!”
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, god, women
A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were on a plane. The red head takes a bite of an apple doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The brunette takes a bite out of an orange doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The blonde takes a bit of a bomb doesn't like it she throws it out the window. They get out of the plane. They come up to a little boy asks why he is crying! he says "An apple fell on my dog and killed my dog." They keep walking and come up to a little girl and asks why she is crying. She says" An orange fell on my cat and killed my cat." They keep walking. They come up to a blonde laughing her head off. "Why are you laughing so hard?" they said. "When I farted the building blew up!"
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has 58.51 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde, food, ginger
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.
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has 68.15 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?  A: An IN-body experience!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, science
Q: What's a blonde's favorite drink A: A cocktail.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, dirty
blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next."
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger
What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade.
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do you call a blonde chick standing on her head? A: A brunette.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, women
One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
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has 72.70 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: bird, blonde, death, stupid
A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state's strict anti-child labor laws, and has always been a good worker. But one day, she storms into her boss' office. "I quit! That's it, I'm not working here anymore!" "Why?" asks the boss. "What's the problem?" "I've been working here for so long that I've grown the broom bristles between my legs. I can't take it anymore." "Listen," the boss says. "That's perfectly normal. Look, I have those too." "Oh, my God!" she exclaims. "It's worse than I thought! You've also grown a broom handle!"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde