Joke #4178

How can you tell if a blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it.
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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
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Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
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She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went back home.
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Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First.
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Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A1. "What's a light bulb?" A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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