Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
I think my sons gay...I took off the seat of his bike, and he didn't notice.
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Hay.
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left. One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says. "Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.''
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?