Q. What mode do you use in maths?
A. Multi-plyers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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George and Harry out in a hot air balloon to cross the Atlantic Ocean.
After 37 hours in the air, George says "Harry, we better lose some altitude so we can see where we are".
Harry let's out some of the hot air in the balloon, and the balloon descends to below the cloud cover.
George says, "I still can't tell where we are, let's ask that guy on the ground".
So Harry yells down at the man "Hey, could you tell us where we are?"
The man on the ground yells back "You're in a balloon, 100 feet up in the air".
George turns to Harry and says "That man must be a lawyer".
And Harry says "How can you tell?".
George says "Because the advice he gave us is 100% accurate and totally useless".
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They end up in the drink, and make the front page of the New York Times: "Balloonists Soaked by Lawyer".
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Teacher: "How much is half of 8?"
Little Johnny: "Up and down or across?"
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Little Johnny: "Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!"
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A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
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Q: What's a polygon?
A: A dead parrot.
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!