Joke #5451

In clas: 1+1=2 Exam: John has four apples and gives one away. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study!

Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!

Teacher: "Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions." Pupil: "It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers."

In school, we had to do a skit demonstrating key concepts of the English language. My skit on the "diphthong" clearly demonstrated that the string micro-bikini was not a wise choice.

Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.

Little Johnny returns from school and says: "Mam, in school we write dirty swear-words so often!" "But I hope you are not writing them, my son." "No, I'm dictating them!"

„And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?" asks mother. „Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"

Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.

Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.

The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother: “What did you learn today?” Kid: “Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.”