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Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building? They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
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A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
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A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is." "It's a big rooster," she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV, it's a microwave!"
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Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back
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Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.
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She was so blonde that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?  A: An IN-body experience!
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What would you do if a Blonde threw a hand grenade right at you? "Just pull the pin and throw it back."
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