What did the blonde say when someone blew in her bra? ‘Thanks for the refill.’
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord and nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells, "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
A blonde says to her doctor, "Each time I try to sip my coffee, my eye hurts." The doctor says, "Maybe you should take the stirrer out of the cup."
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win...they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently. A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back. "A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!"
How does a blonde answer the question, ‘Are you sexually active?’ ‘No, I just lie there.’
Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold? A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Slut - "I hate you bitch" Blonde - "Your such a slut, I bet your naked under those clothes."
Why do blondes like blonde jokes? 'Cause they make them feel famous!
Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised? Her husband was a blonde too!
How does a blonde commit suicide? She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed? She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.