Q. Why doesn't Santa have any children?
A. Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
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Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with?
A: A dickhatership!
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
My girlfriend has incredible sexual skills.
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What does a white chick and a tampon have in common?
They're both stuck up cunts !
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal?
A head hunter!
What's long, hard, and shoots sticky white stuff?
A penis. What were you thinking you clean minded bastard.
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
A guy went to a casino and lost all 10 000$.
Swearing for the situation he goes to a taxi driver and asks:
I have lost all my money, please give me a ride back home for free.
Fuck off, no money, no ride.
The next day the guys come to casino again and this time he successfully won all the money back and 10 000$ extra.
Hi goes out of the casino happily and sees five taxis, and the last car is the one, which refused to give a ride for free yesterday.
He goes to the first taxi and says:
Will you take me home for 100$
Sure!
But when you take me there you'll have to do the blow-job as well
Fuck off, man..
The guys goes to all next three cars and the story repeats.
Finally he goes to the last taxi driver, who refused to help a day ago, and says:
Will you take me home for 100$?
Sure!
Deal, but you have to pass through those other four taxi drivers very, very slowly.