Joke #5525

Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles? Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!

What did the blonde get on her IQ test? Saliva.

What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? "You keep hearing about them, but never see any."

Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat them!

Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink? Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.

A redhead, a blonde and a brunette were stuck on an island and had to get back home from the island. The redhead swims half way and drowns. The brunette swims half way and drowns too. The blonde swims halfway gets tired and swims back.

A blonde keeps checking her mail box. A neighbour notices her repeated trips to the kerb and asks if she’s waiting for a special delivery. ‘No,’ she replies. ‘But my computer keeps telling me I have mail.’

There are three blondes on an island. A genie says they can only have one wish t get themselfs off. The first says" I wish I was smart" so she turns into a red head and swims off the island. The second says " I wish I was smarter than her" so she turns into a brunette and swims away. The third one says " I wish I was smarter than both of them" so she turns into a man and walks on the bridge.

A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that tv." The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes." So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that tv." Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes." So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black and said: "I want that tv." But the salesman still said: "No, we don't sell to blondes." Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it! How'd you know I was a blonde?!" she asked. The salesman answered: "Cause that's a microwave."