How do you change a blonde’s mind?
Blow in her ear.
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Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised?
A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
Why did the blonde go to KFC?
She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
An old man asks a blond:
If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help?
If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
Q: Why do blondes have "TGIF" on their shoes?
A: "Toes go in first."
Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator.
A twenty-dollar bill lies on the ground.
Who picks it up?
A: The pregnant woman... the other two aren't real!
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache.
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin.
