Joke #5529

Naughty boy draws a p*nis on a black board. Lady teacher rubs it off. Next day he draws a bigger one and writes: "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!

Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.

A mother without any pant was playing with her son. The boy pointing to her mother's pussy asked: "Mammy, what is that dark wooly between your feet? Mother: "My sweet that is a brush." Son: "Where is it's bundle?" Mother: "In your daddy's pant."

Lady, how many sex partners have you had? Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.

My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She: "What are you doing?" Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.

How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.

While talking to girl: "Hey, I heard an interesting stat the other day. They said that 80% of women masturbate in the shower. Know what the other 20% do?" "No, what?" "Yea, I figured you were in the first group."

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

Girl Cop: "You have to right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be used against you." Guy: "Boobs!"

There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his dick. He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed: Have you been doing anything unusual? And he said: No. So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks. So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked: Have you been doing anything at all unusual? And the guy said: Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching porno and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.