Joke #5854

A man walks into a bar and says loudly, "Bartender, six shots!" The bartender looks at him and says, "Wow six shots, whats the occasion?" The man replies , "First bl*wjob!" The bartender then pours him a seventh shot and says, "Congrats man, this ones on me." The man then says , "Man if six shots cant get the taste out of my mouth I don't know what will!"
Vote:
has 84.17 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: dirty

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don’t stop"
Vote:
has 85.33 % from 2573 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
Vote:
has 62.45 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stuart said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?
Vote:
has 75.33 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: dirty, family, marriage, sex, wife
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen."
Vote:
has 85.50 % from 4287 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, work
What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursElf.
Vote:
has 59.51 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What is difference between woman and condom? None :-) Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck !
Vote:
has 65.39 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
Vote:
has 20.15 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dirty
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
Vote:
has 61.35 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
I went to a pharmacy and asked for a black condom. Manager wondered and asked me, "why black sir?" "My friend's husband died; I want to console her," I said.
Vote:
has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, mean, relationship, sex
Boy in the bath with his mum. Boy says, "Whats that hairy thing mum ?" Mum replies, "That is my sponge." "Oh yes," says the boy, "The babysitters got one, I've seen her washing dads face with it ."
Vote:
has 85.56 % from 828 votes. More jokes about: dirty